Conan does this great sketch, updated for the 21st century, In The Year 3000. It ends with a great line about You Twitface.
I’ve been on a bit of rant lately about the old facebook. I’ve said things like, “I hate it,” and “I’m never using it again,” and “Why do you waste so much time on that stupid stupid stupid internet thing?”
I haven’t been nice.
Two things have happened. EVW, in Minneapolis, said that he was having the same thoughts and issues that I was. He came to the realization that if you just treat it like a big address book, it’s less “Teh suck,” and more, “I’m okay with that existing.” And, I realized, people have to choose to put all that stuff up there. If I’m reading”My cat pooped three times today,” it’s because you put it up there. It’s a public forum. Semi-public. Public with people that you know well enough to become facebook friends with–which is everyone that asks! Can I get and AMEN!*
Adding to that last point (paragraph break for gravities sake), You can turn people’s feeds off. You can, ignore that person whom you friended in a late night “I wonder what she’s doing with her life,” mishap.
You could also unfriend them. There. I said it.
*I love footnotes, don’t you? I mean c’mon, they are fun. I forgot why I made this one. Oh, I remember, I bet I can guess who will post AMEN as a comment.